I’d very much like to activate that now.

This shit is starting to annoy the absolute fuck outta me.

I’m funny. I’m charismatic. I’m outgoing. I’m fun. At least I suppose I am. This is what I’m told! Don’t think I’m some cocky self-absorbed asshole because I’m not.

But it’s agitating how I keep taking the complete blame for everything going wrong here. I didn’t invite a NEW fucking housemate into the situation like some people. A housemate who might I add doesn’t do SHIT. But somehow this is still my fucking fault? You kick me out like everything is going to magically fucking fix itself. NO!

Your wife is still going to fucking hate you for being a slut. You’re still not gonna have steady work. You’re still gonna act like FUCKING CHILD. No one here is STILL gonna work or clean up. You’re not gonna have shit!

So with that being said…I’ll disappear. I’ll turn my invisible belt on. And just watch how you’re still unhappy.

TAKE A FUCKING HINT AND REALIZE THE PROBLEM ISN’T EVERYONE AROUND YOU. THE PROBLEM IS YOU ASSHOLE!